Diary Of A Wimpy Kid

Awesome!

You Know You Are Growing Up When...

You can't fit the baby swing at the park.
You realize the world does not revolve around you.
You start getting more phone calls than your mum.
Food tastes as good with lot less ketchup.
You stop giggling at the word "kiss".
You get grounded instead of getting a "time out".
You start spending an hour in front of the mirror.
Your friend who is a boy/girl becomes your "boyfriend/girlfriend".
You start getting deodorant as your birthday present.
Your mum says she will give you some privacy in the bathroom.
You no longer crawl in bed with your mum and dad during thunderstorms.
You won't take a bath with your younger sibling anymore.
You have to watch your younger brothers so that your mum can get her first real rest.
Instead of getting up at the crack of dawn to watch cartoons on Saturday, you sleep until noon.

How To Remove Blackheads?

1. Exfoliate

Exfoliate your skin weekly: The benefit of a weekly gentle exfoliation is leaving your skin soft and healthy looking, plus it will get all of the dead skin cells off of your skin so they cannot clog up your pores and create new blackheads. Here are a few ingredients that can be used to exfoliate your skin quickly and inexpensively: white or brown sugar and warm water mixed together and applied to your face and neck in a circular motion with your fingertips then rinse thoroughly with warm water.

2. Pat Down Face with Honey

After cleansing your face and patting it dry, apply a small amount of honey to your problem areas. The tacky texture of the honey will slowly pull all of the impurities out of your pores and stick into the honey. The antibacterial properties of the honey also help fight acne-causing bacteria, reducing new breakouts from forming and healing old breakouts. Once you are done with this process, wash your hands and rinse off any residue the honey may have left on your face with warm water.

3. Egg White Facial

Egg white masks can pull off the impossible: Cover your face with a thin film of egg whites (mixed into a light whip) and allow it to begin to dry. Once it starts to dry, put a second layer of egg whites on your face. After this layer begins to dry, place a third layer over the two existing layers. Once this has dried on your face for about 15 minutes, gently scrub your face with warm water to remove all of the egg off and see just how amazing the results truly are.

Sharing!

Naughty Girl - Part 2

Teacher   : Mimi, your composition on "My Cat" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Mimi       : No, teacher. It's the same cat!

Mimi        : Mummy, can you write in the dark?
Mummy   : I think so. What do you want me to write?
Mimi        : Your name on this report card.

Teacher   : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Mimi       : A teacher.

Teacher   : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Mimi       : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.

Teacher   : Mimi, go to the map and find North America.
Mimi       : Here it is!
Teacher   : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
Class       : Mimi!

Naughty Girl - Part 1

Mimi, 17 years old girl.

Teacher   : Why are you late ?
Mimi       : Because of the sign.
Teacher   : What sign ?
Mimi       : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow".

Teacher   : Mimi, how do you spell "crocodile" ?
Mimi       : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L
Teacher   : No, that's wrong.
Mimi       : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how i spell it !

Teacher   : Mimi, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have seventeen years ago ?
Mimi       : Me!
Teacher   : @#$%^&

Teacher   : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE ?
Mimi       : Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day, same time.
Teacher   :@#$%^&

Mimi       : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt ?
Father     : No. Why do you ask that ?
Mimi       : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
Father     : @#$%^&


To be continue...

Back From Aussie

Mesej fb dengan Nadia tadi. Dia cakap raya tahun ni dia balik Malaysia. Yeay! Baru sebulan dia pergi, tapi dah nak balik sini untuk raya. Bagus lah dia balik sebab banyak benda nak story kat dia. Dah lama tak jumpa. Dah tak ada orang mesej saya macam biasa. 

" Yaya, jom kita pergi kampus, Ya nak jumpa madam.... "
" Yaya, jom kita keluar, teman Ya cari barang " 


  Last mesej sebelum dia pergi Aussie

" Yaya, Ya baru je naik bas ni. Yaya, thanks tau. Ya tak tahu sampai macam ni Yaya bagi. Cakap thanks jugak kat ibu Yaya sebab sanggup datang. Yang paling penting thanks untuk hadiah yang Ya paling suka ni. Ya sangat suka. Ya tak tahu nak bagi apa kat Yaya. Yaya jaga diri ok. "


Saya hantar dia naik bas je. Flight ke Aussie next day. I keep reading this message after she left and then i cried. No one knows except my pillow. Untung la orang ada bestfriend.