Teacher : Mimi, your composition on "My Cat" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Mimi : No, teacher. It's the same cat!
Mimi : Mummy, can you write in the dark?
Mummy : I think so. What do you want me to write?
Mimi : Your name on this report card.
Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Mimi : A teacher.
Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Mimi : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
Teacher : Mimi, go to the map and find North America.
Mimi : Here it is!
Teacher : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
Class : Mimi!
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