Mimi, 17 years old girl.
Teacher : Why are you late ?
Mimi : Because of the sign.
Teacher : What sign ?
Mimi : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow".
Teacher : Mimi, how do you spell "crocodile" ?
Mimi : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L
Teacher : No, that's wrong.
Mimi : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how i spell it !
Teacher : Mimi, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have seventeen years ago ?
Mimi : Me!
Teacher : @#$%^&
Teacher : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE ?
Mimi : Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day, same time.
Teacher :@#$%^&
Mimi : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt ?
Father : No. Why do you ask that ?
Mimi : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
Father : @#$%^&
To be continue...
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