Teacher : Mimi, your composition on "My Cat" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Mimi : No, teacher. It's the same cat!
Mimi : Mummy, can you write in the dark?
Mummy : I think so. What do you want me to write?
Mimi : Your name on this report card.
Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Mimi : A teacher.
Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Mimi : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
Teacher : Mimi, go to the map and find North America.
Mimi : Here it is!
Teacher : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
Class : Mimi!
Friday 31 August 2012
Wednesday 15 August 2012
Naughty Girl - Part 1
Mimi, 17 years old girl.
Teacher : Why are you late ?
Mimi : Because of the sign.
Teacher : What sign ?
Mimi : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow".
Teacher : Mimi, how do you spell "crocodile" ?
Mimi : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L
Teacher : No, that's wrong.
Mimi : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how i spell it !
Teacher : Mimi, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have seventeen years ago ?
Mimi : Me!
Teacher : @#$%^&
Teacher : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE ?
Mimi : Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day, same time.
Teacher :@#$%^&
Mimi : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt ?
Father : No. Why do you ask that ?
Mimi : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
Father : @#$%^&
To be continue...
Teacher : Why are you late ?
Mimi : Because of the sign.
Teacher : What sign ?
Mimi : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow".
Teacher : Mimi, how do you spell "crocodile" ?
Mimi : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L
Teacher : No, that's wrong.
Mimi : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how i spell it !
Teacher : Mimi, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have seventeen years ago ?
Mimi : Me!
Teacher : @#$%^&
Teacher : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE ?
Mimi : Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day, same time.
Teacher :@#$%^&
Mimi : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt ?
Father : No. Why do you ask that ?
Mimi : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
Father : @#$%^&
To be continue...
Tuesday 14 August 2012
Back From Aussie
Mesej fb dengan Nadia tadi. Dia cakap raya tahun ni dia balik Malaysia. Yeay! Baru sebulan dia pergi, tapi dah nak balik sini untuk raya. Bagus lah dia balik sebab banyak benda nak story kat dia. Dah lama tak jumpa. Dah tak ada orang mesej saya macam biasa.
" Yaya, jom kita pergi kampus, Ya nak jumpa madam.... "
" Yaya, jom kita keluar, teman Ya cari barang "
Last mesej sebelum dia pergi Aussie
" Yaya, Ya baru je naik bas ni. Yaya, thanks tau. Ya tak tahu sampai macam ni Yaya bagi. Cakap thanks jugak kat ibu Yaya sebab sanggup datang. Yang paling penting thanks untuk hadiah yang Ya paling suka ni. Ya sangat suka. Ya tak tahu nak bagi apa kat Yaya. Yaya jaga diri ok. "
Saya hantar dia naik bas je. Flight ke Aussie next day. I keep reading this message after she left and then i cried. No one knows except my pillow. Untung la orang ada bestfriend.
" Yaya, jom kita pergi kampus, Ya nak jumpa madam.... "
" Yaya, jom kita keluar, teman Ya cari barang "
Last mesej sebelum dia pergi Aussie
" Yaya, Ya baru je naik bas ni. Yaya, thanks tau. Ya tak tahu sampai macam ni Yaya bagi. Cakap thanks jugak kat ibu Yaya sebab sanggup datang. Yang paling penting thanks untuk hadiah yang Ya paling suka ni. Ya sangat suka. Ya tak tahu nak bagi apa kat Yaya. Yaya jaga diri ok. "
Saya hantar dia naik bas je. Flight ke Aussie next day. I keep reading this message after she left and then i cried. No one knows except my pillow. Untung la orang ada bestfriend.
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